By J. P. Donleavy
A Fairy story of recent York is a humorous, lusty, and unhappy novel of comedian genius.
Returning from research out of the country, Cornelius Christian enters customs together with his baggage and his lifeless spouse. His first stumble upon in big apple is with a funeral director, with whom he reluctantly takes employment to pay for the burial expenditures. during his tasks he meets the attractive Fanny Sourpuss over her millionaire husband's lifeless physique. even though, his over-enthusiastic dealing with of his first corpse lands him in court docket.
Cornelius Christian wanders in the course of the nice unhappy cathedral that's long island, interpreting the human in all its comedian pathos and lonely absurdity. no matter if lingering within the Automat ingesting from part empty espresso cups and stealing baked beans from the plates of consumers who go searching for ketchup, or discovering love on a road nook basically to finish up scuffling with his method out of a hooker's fists, Cornelius Christian, heroic anti-hero, sings of life's goodness within the wake of catastrophe. A Fairytale of latest York is the unconventional whose identify encouraged the Pogues' music, brought up as 'the top Christmas tune ever'
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